Finally we have the makings of an opposition in Parliament with MPs Olo and La’auli ganging up to give the PM and Co. strife.
The gossip exchange between the PM and Olo about an alleged mistress by the opposition MP in Australia is rummaging among the dirty linen.
If they keep going down that dark smelly alley it can be embarrassingly revealing. Do that and you’re into asking who is wearing bras or panties or both?
Hopefully they won’t stray into who wears tampons or condoms or whatever ‘oms’ or ‘ons’ that would take their fancy.
Utterly disgraceful and disgusting when we stray down that pile of soiled wear, but if we have to hazard the bad to reach the good, then lets do it.
Dump the washing onto the floor so we can go over each separate piece of dirty clothing.
Which one needs only a dip in cold or hot water. What just wanted a simple rinsing or an overnight soaking.
Once we have everything ready for washing go ahead and wash. Dry them up, iron them out and hang them in the cupboard or stack them neatly in a clothing cabinet.
Fresh start. Yay!
When the 2021 election dust finally settles, lets hope we have a ruling party on one side holding firm behind their defence shields.
On the other side a feisty opposition busy sharpening wits and barbs to snipe and snip wherever they can to extract the most damage to wear the shield holders down.
Hopefully, Salega MP Olo Vaai, will still have his seat. If by then we have a legitimate opposition then let him be the leader.
MP La’auli will make a good sidekick for him. The Gagaifomauga MP needs a period of HRPP cleansing.
He was in too deep with the ruling party his political image needs a new facelift and that will take a little doing.
Olo is going to need him by his side as a walking HRPP reference database for a quick lock load and shoot response in the heat of the debate chambers.
La’auli knows all the scandalous little secrets to arm and load Olo when he rampages with guns blazing.
But he should also make it his solemn duty to keep Olo from being distracted by the beauty of human creation. Can’t afford to have Stui and his drones spotting him in some incriminating locations in far away ‘down under.’
“…..hope you’re getting paid as a political adviser, dear?