Some time ago, the Human Rights Protection Party had to lodge an appeal case to prove that 10% of 51 seats in Parliament should be 6.
It required Appeal Judges from New Zealand to settle the simple arithmetic problem, in favour of HRPP’s arithmetic calculations.
Today we read that the Minister of Works has rented 10 generators from Fiji that will provide 10 kilowatts to solve all our electricity issues!
The only problem is that Samoa needs 15 kilowatts to fix our electricity shortages!
In the national competition to create maximum public insult, the Minister of Airports and the CEO are once again searching the luggage of outgoing travelers at the Faleolo International Airport gate – the only country in the world doing it.
Fortunately, the Prime Minister had to intervene to discontinue it.
The PM is also the Minister for Tourism.
With their power outages, illegal luggage searches, and expensive airfares, Faatuatua i le Atua Samoa ua Tasi party is outperforming all the Pacific Islands in discouraging tourists from visiting Samoa.
All we ask is for the FAST party to give our citizens advance notice of their next comedy show.
This will allow us to get our coconut fans and find a nice cool spot to watch how we descend further down the ladder of insanity.
As we happily speed down the highway from a banana to a coconut republic.
Tuilaepa Sailele Malielegaoi
Leader of HRPP