Best time to hold general elections is now when all candidates, including the elected, are nursing badly battered bank accounts.
Voters can sneak around all they want to fleece the candidates as they did the last time but they’ll be lucky if they get two or even one sene.
What can the poor candidates give that they haven’t given already?
How about a sheepish smile and open hands in a show of…. ‘all I have left are the shirt and lavalava I’m wearing’!
With vote buying resources scraping the bottom of the money barrel what better time for the real qualities of a true leader to show up.
Instead of leading the voters from the pocket they can win them over with their gift of eloquent oratory and leadership qualities.
Now that the impenetrable cloud of vote buying sleaze is removed, the Lord can smile lovingly on the true candidate with the pure heart of a lost sheep who found his way back to the flock bound for Heaven.
Don’t worry about those voting leeches who sell their votes to the highest bidder.
Lucifer has recruited them already into his ‘army from hell’ to spread the fires of inferno on the weak and sinful on earth.
By the time they enter the ‘burning gates of hell’ they’ll be fully trained.
“….so whose army are you enlisted in, dear?