If only you can see and hear what is going on inside the political party camps right now.
Drive along Mulinu’u lately and either many or hardly any cars are parked inside and outside the HRPP headquarters.
You also get to see groups of people sitting around calmly under tents or wandering around slowly inside the compound.
Hard to tell though with FAST tucked away in the hills of Vaitele-uta. Not many drive the uphill road past the FAST camp compared to Mulinu’u.
Wonder what the readings would be if thermometers were slipped in and hidden in a secret location where the real strategic brain-storming is going full blast at both camps?
What kind of heat will you see from the readings when that happens?
If you can work out the heat timings, like when it went up and when it went down, you should have a good idea of when the real strategy talk gets under way.
Would it be better if both camps were bugged?
Millions of tala could be made from selling all the strategic talks to each camp without them knowing what is going on.
But the really big money is if Hollywood is made to be interested in making a blockbuster movie out of our general elections. So many dramas we’ve been having and they are still coming thick and fast.
If you can sell the movie-maker all the secret recordings you have from the two political camps it’ll be a fortune.
You can buy off Apolima and build a mansion on the island, golf course, jet landing strip and mooring facilities for your fleet of luxury yachts.
How about that?
“…. dreaming up a fortune is a real luxury, dear