An urgent search seems to be going around for empty boxes. The rush appears to be coming from many of our public servants and it was puzzling at first.
But then the reason struck like the flaring burst of a lighted matchstick.
Some very happy FAST boot swings have long been promised against their backside if and when the party takes over the Government.
They are now! Mystery of the empty boxes solved.
If you have any lying around the house that you can spare, let these poor hard working servants of the public know ASAP.
They may have a lot of packing to do in a rush before those FAST boots land.
Heard that a few may have done their packing already and are safely out of harms way.
“……what a cold hearted way to end so many years of loyal service, dear