Of course it’s a busy week with the general election. Yes the winning tension is going to be stretched to the limit and it’s to be expected.
Word of counsel. Go into the polling booth and cast your ballot – quietly.
When you’ve done leave – quietly. When someone asked you who you voted for wave him off and walk away – quietly.
If the nosy person insists to the point where it becomes annoying get some cellotape and seal off the gabber.
If that won’t quiet the jabbering mouth, get something hard and heavy and whack off the ears.
When you’re safely at home fill up the fridge with your favourite brew and proceed to get into a drunken stupor.
When you wake up the next day the winners will all be there for you see.
If your party wins go shower and join the happy crowd. If the other guys win break something to make some angry noise and then get drunk and fall sleep again…quietly.
“…..didn’t know you were the quiet type, dear
