Extra care is needed for our social media warriors fearful of the Chinese forensic pathologists selling body parts from all those decomposed bodies at the TTM Hospital Mortuary.
These unfortunate warriors have a rare but serious case of brain rot. The poor body organ will continue to decay until it turns into a bubbling mass of nauseating yuck.
If the Chinese doctors are into selling body parts, our brain-dead warriors will fetch premium price at any ‘body organs market.’
Their brains are dead but all the other body parts are alive and fully functional.
Must ask our ‘faifeau’ for their religious view though; if the brain has kicked the bucket, does that mean the soul has left the body totally?
If not then the sooner the Chinese doctors cut out all the valuable organs the quicker they will free up the soul from the rest of our brain-dead social media warriors.
The soul must be released fully to find eternal peace.
Families would make a fortune selling off the body parts of our brain-dead warriors.
A living heart would probably buy the family a 5-bedroom house on 10 acres of free hold land, two family trucks and a big fat ‘alofa’ envelope for the ‘faifeau’ on Sunday.
They will still have the liver, lungs, eyes, ears and even toes to bargain off to the highest bidder.
The best part of going into business as a seller of body organs is not having to worry about looking for living bodies with dead brains.
Simply go online and take your pick from the social media channels. It is crawling with them.
“…..don’t look at me, my brain is still working, dear.