Our EPC boss Tolo should be at peace for now by putting up his hand early about running for Parliament.
He no longer has to worry about the ‘should I or shouldn’t I run demons’ wrestling in his head.
He should make the most of it really. He’ll find out soon enough a new variety of demons heading his way.
They wear lavalava with loose fitting shirts, rubber jandals and big happy innocent faces.
When they speak it’ll be about how the mountains are aligned as a sign that as a candidate he, Tolo, is the chosen one.
When the moon rises it will be from the west and not the east.
It will be translated as more signs to herald the birth of a new leader who will lead the constituency to greatness.
The praises will be thundering and the smiles will melt chocolate bars.
These are the notorious demon squads feared by all election candidates as the ‘smiling assassins.’
They are known to strip an electoral candidate to the skin long before polling day. Golden smiles and sweet syrupy talk are designed to assure candidates that it’ll be a straight road for them to Mulinu’u.
This is the test of fire that Tolo as a candidate will be put through by these walking demons as they surface from everywhere.
Survive that and the candidate will not only win but not have to worry about empty wallets, purses or bank loans.
The mountains and the moon have spoken…the demons have departed to re-emerge to congratulate the winner and speak about David and Goliath.
True story folks. Ask Stui. He’s the story teller.
“….he’s busy with the lawyers, dear?