If you can’t beat them join them. Yep…that’s what the white collar job holders are doing by becoming fruit picking seasonal workers. All good!
A house and a car in 9 months of labour will always trump 9 years of work before that happens.
Would ex-CEOs make good seasonal workers? A couple of weeks in the gym to tone up those droopy desk muscles into farm power and they’re ready to go.
Hey, it could be a chance to save up enough to run in the general elections.
A win should bring some revengeful joy at putting the boot back on those MPs who booted you out of your CEO contract.
Must first find a way to speed up the clock so everything happens at a snap – next general elections and not 9 years from now.
On second thoughts maybe a longer wait will cool you down, enough to sit on the beach and drink a few cold ones with the fresh sea breeze in your face.
Such a Heavenly choice!
Stay relaxed and you may even hear the bells of the Pearly Gates toll at your saintly composure.
“…..as long as it’s not the crackling sound of inferno, dear